Poker Training Officially Begins Today

It's finally here!!! The BIG news I have been mentioning is set. I will begin my training with 1 of the BEST & BRIGHTEST young on-line pros


I'm super pumped to have the privilege of working with such a phenomenal player as well as such a nice guy. Or should I say kid. He's only 19 years old but is a BEAST on the virtual felt.........Until he gets me up to speed that is. ll!!! Then he needs to watch out for lephantBRAIN!!! My first session with him is today @ 4PM. Can't wait to hear how his thought process differs from mine. I'm sure like night and day though.

I will keep everyone posted how my progress is going roughly once every 2 weeks or as need be. The goal is to make $100K this year. Yeah you heard me right.........$100K. Probably less because we are starting late and more than likely I will be starting school mid April. It's all good though. I'm sure we will figure something out. So keep your eyes and ears open for the BRAIN TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Birthday Party Was A SMASH Hit!!!

Yesterday we celebrated J-Rod's 11th Birthday. He had a sleep over for 5 of his closest friends. This is the 3rd year in a row Malibubarbie41 & I have done this for him. The past 2 years have gone off without a hitch......this year "Not So Much". Apparently they re-inacted the classic Monday Night Football Performance from 1987 of Bo Jackson running over Brian Bosworth. The part of Bo Jackson - played by J-Rod and the part of Brian Bosworth - played by THE WALL. My FRIGGIN BASEMENT Wall!!!!

Well it's pretty safe to say that when his friends go home Malibubarbie41 is gonna lay the SMACK DOWN on J-Rod....."If You Smeeeeeeeeeell What The BU is COOKIN'"!!!

New Waitress Alyssa

Sorry for not putting a pic up of our new Rockne's waitress Alyssa. By no means is she a HOTTIE but she always has an upbeat attitude & a BIG smile on her face. OH. I almost forgot. She has lots of J-U-N-K as well. Maybe she'll let me get a picture of it next week. More importantly though Alyssa always has my Vanilla Vodka & Diet Dr. Pepper ready for me when I walk in. Malibubarbie41 is very fond of her as well because Alyssa conveniently forgets every week to charge us for all of our alcoholic beverages which makes Barbie real happy. Good work Alyssa. Much appreciated.


On the Poker front Mi_turtle hit me up now its time for Mr. Bodeye2 to do the same. It's almost time to make it rain baby!!!!


I had a request the other day from my good friend yomama1970 to put more music up on my blog. OK son. This is for you. I know you like Fergie Ferg!!! Here you GO!!!

The Bark Stop & Tuesday Night @ Rocknes

Finally our damn Bark Stop came today. You are probably wondering what the hell a Bark Stop is right? It's exactly what you think it is. It's a professional ultrasonic dog trainer that helps stop your little yappers from yapping all the damn time. Thank you Viatek for making such a wonderful device.

Now as you may or may not know Tuesday night is Rocknes Night out for the BRAIN household. You also probably know our old server Tony decided to get a real job @ the Justice Center so we are in need of a good server desperately and I think we have found her. She has waited on us every Tuesday since Tony's departure and her name is Alyssa. Not sure if I spelled it right or not but I will check tonight. I'm also gonna see if she will let me get a picture of her so I can post it for everyone to see, even the Lesbins that may be reading this. What's a Lesbin you ask? Great question. Well I'm not really sure how the topic came up about girls liking other girls but the Snake(8 year old son) said "Oh yeah I know all about those people. They are called Lesbin's". lol!!! ROFL!!! He thought Lesbians were called Lesbins. That was one of the funniest things I have heard in a really long time but I guess you just had to be there.

Also special shout outs to my good friend as well as on-line Poker Pro Jotagran49. Probably the hottest MTT player going right now. This guy has shipped soooo many damn CHEEZEBURGERS he needs to start his own chain of McDonald's. This guy has already profited over $64K........And that was just in January. So SICK!!! Great work bro. Don't forget to let me know when we are celebrating your success.

Lastly I am still waiting for another well known on-line Poker Pro to holla at me.

Great News..........Nope

Well as far as the $1.5 Million Guarantee goes there were no CHEEZEBURGERS coming my way. 1st place paid out a whopping $250K. Damn!!! Couldn't really get much going the whole tourney. I was just picking and choosing my spots as best as I could and ended up 576th out of the 7,578 runners that were in it. Last hand I played in it I ran my TT into the JJ of the overwhelming chip leader. gg. I still don't have official word about my BIG poker news. As soon as I do you will.

$1.5 Million Guarantee

So last night Malibubarbie41 played in one of those Super Duper Turbo Satellites that only start you with 300 chips to win a seat into the $1.5 Million Guarantee tonight. There were approximately 63 runners and it gave the top 7 an entry into the BIG DANCE. BINK!!!!! Can you believe she won an entry? I can. She is the biggest luck box I have ever seen. I mean she landed me right? lol!!!!! Anyway she decided to let the BRAIN play in it tonight so she unregistered from the tourney and shipped me the $216 for a shot @ riches. So be on the look out lephantBRAIN and if you happen to be in a hand with him you are with no doubt "DRAWING DEAD". Hopefully I will have some GREAT news for everyone tomorrow.

I Am Iron Man!!!!

I bet you thought I was going to have a clip from the movie or something. WRONG!!! Even though I do love that movie. Anyway something I recently achieved roughly 2 months ago is Iron Man status on Full Tilt. I'm attaching pictures on how to do it cause I don't want to bore you with the details. When you do accomplish it you get an Iron Man Chip next to your screen name while you are playing. I know you are probably thinking that it's pretty cheesy but I disagree. I actually like it. Anything that can give me a boost in my confidence @ the tables is a good thing...Don't you think? lol!!! Oh and lastly. I hope to have some very exciting news to share with you about my poker career in a couple of days.